Monthly expenses

Continuing on the same humourous note... herez another one :D...

This joke highlights the monthly expenses of an IT Guy and a Gal...

There is lot of gap between the heading and the table... I couldnt figure out the reason :(.. But do read it.. Itz quite *enlighting* :p



Monthly expenses of an IT Guy

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
Bank Balance	Rs. 20000	Rs. 2000	Rs. 200	Rs. 20
Conveyance	Auto ("I can afford it")	Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")	Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")	Walk ("Good for health")
Girl Friends	Eena, Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")	Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")	Tina ("I am loyal to her")	"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
Mobile Maintenance	Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")	Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")	Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")	Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
Boozing	"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!	"Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Mysore."	"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"	"Drinking is injurious to health."

Monthly expenses of an IT Gal

Heading	First Week	Second Week	Third Week	Fourth Week
Bank Balance	Rs. 20000	Rs. 20000	Rs. 20000	Rs. 20000
Conveyance	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")	Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Boy Friends	Rahul, Abhinav, Robin, Saleem, Peter, Harvinder, ...	Sachin, Sumeet, Vinay, ...	Abhijeet, Ram, Christopher, ...	Arun, Saketh, Vimal, ...
Mobile Maintenance	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)	Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Boozing	"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!	"Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out!	"Come, let's go to Simla and freak out!	"Come, let's go to Darjeeling and freak out!